BAD RIDES

One of my weirder hobbies is having fun coming up with some truly awful theme park attraction ideas. Here are a few of my worst.

Root Canal: 4D

As much fun as a kick in the teeth!

Long Haul Flight Simulator

So realistic...you'll actually believe you can fly! 

Flushed! A Poo's Journey

The true definition of a 'Log Ride'...

The Secret World of. . . LAWNS 

Copyright 2017 Jonathan Bonner...I guess.